Argentina narrowly beat Netherlands with a final score of FOUR to TWO in overtime penalty kicks. So now the Latin American country will face off against Germany in Sunday's World Cup Final. While bookies will be pulling in the bets, we have slightly different criteria for comparing the two great nations. Who wins in the more important (soccer fans, dispute) game of life? Using science and stuff, TheStreet compared the two nations in several key metrics: the economy, signature dishes, most popular beers and their sex lives. Check out our ironclad results.

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