Why does every market rally seem to lack staying power? That was the topic Jim Cramer pondered with his Mad Money viewers Thursday, as he identified things that are getting in the way of this rally.
Cramer's first market speed bump is President Trump, whose economic agenda could actually help stocks, but only if he ever gets around to talking about it. Next is the lack of interest outside of the red-hot FAANG stocks of Facebook (FB - Get Report) , Amazon.com (AMZN - Get Report) , Apple (AAPL - Get Report) , Netflix (NFLX - Get Report) and Alphabet (GOOGL - Get Report) . These are the only stocks investors seem to care about, Cramer said.
Third on Cramer's list was FAANG itself, as the group cannot single-handedly keep the markets heading higher. Fourth and fifth are the hedge fund managers that never seem to have anything positive to say and the short-sighted analysts that can't look past the day's news. Both of these groups only scare investors out of great long-term stories.
The sixth obstacle this market faces is Amazon (AMZN - Get Report) , the "dark star" as some retailers call it. Amazon's announcement today of lower prices at Whole Foods Market (WFM) sent the entire food and grocery sector into retreat.
Finally, Cramer said that the obsession over what the Federal Reserve will do next has to stop. It simply doesn't matter what the Fed does, he said, as individual earnings are what's been driving the markets higher.
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Executive Decision: Intuit
For his "Executive Decision" segment, Cramer spoke with Brad Smith, chairman and CEO of Intuit (INTU - Get Report) , the cloud software provider that just posted a three-cents-a-share earnings beat with a 12% rise in revenues. Shares of Intuit are up 18% in 2017.
Smith started off by saying that "No one ever gets excited to do their taxes," which is why Intuit's TurboTax products continue to grow in popularity. He said of the 155 million taxpayers, nearly 85 million of them still see a professional in person, which is why they've now added an SOS service that connects taxpayers with live help to get their questions answered.
What would a simpler tax code mean for Intuit? Smith said that any effort to make filing taxes easier would mean that more people would do it themselves and that's great news for Intuit.
Intuit is no stranger to the gig economy, as the company has products specifically for the self-employed and freelancers.
Avoiding the Retail Wreck
Can the rest of retail survive in an Amazon world? Cramer found four companies that are not only surviving, they're thriving, thanks to a unique set of skills.
Shares of Williams-Sonoma (WSM - Get Report) popped 3.5% today after the company reported earnings. Management said its key to success is personalization, something it knows well from its roots as a catalog operator.
Then there's PVH (PVH - Get Report) , the apparel maker whose CEO, Manny Chirico, appeared on last night's show. Shares of PVH were up another 5.7% today. The key to PVH's success? Diversification. The company invested in Europe just after the recession, and those investments are paying off big.
Finally, there's the duo of Dollar Tree (DLTR - Get Report) and Burlington Stores (BURL - Get Report) , two deep discounters that offer customers tremendous value without the need for free two-day shipping. Shares of the pair were up 5.6% and 1.3% respectively after their strong quarterly results.
All of these companies would make great investments, Cramer concluded, especially Burlington, which was only up slightly today.
Executive Decision: Synaptics
In his second "Executive Decision" segment, Cramer checked in with Rick Bergman, president and CEO of Synaptics (SYNA - Get Report) , the No. 1 provider of touch display technology, which just delivered a modest top and bottom line beat but with weaker-than-expected guidance for the rest of 2017.
Bergman admitted that the industry is currently transitioning to new technologies, which may provide some short-term hiccups, but his company still has many key cycles moving in their favor. He said the next generation of smartphone displays will no longer need separate buttons for fingerprint readers. Mobile devices will continue to be a core business for Synaptics.
Bergman added that his company's two recent acquisitions in the Internet of things space gives Synaptics another area of growth for at least the next 36 months.
Cramer said that the future looks bright for Synaptics, even with the short-term hiccups.
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In the Lightning Round, Cramer was bullish on Portola Pharmaceuticals (PTLA - Get Report) , Salesforce.com (CRM - Get Report) , Universal Display (OLED - Get Report) , iRobot (IRBT - Get Report) , Bank of America (BAC - Get Report) , Best Buy (BBY - Get Report) , Norwegian Cruise Line (NCLH - Get Report) , Royal Caribbean Cruises (RCL - Get Report) , Carnival (CCL - Get Report) , Eldorado Resorts (ERI - Get Report) and McDonald's (MCD - Get Report) .
Executive Decision: EPR Properties
Silvers said that while they're seeing some softness in box-office sales, EPR's rents remain protected and most of their movie theater tenants make most of their money from concessions, food and beverages and are not reliant solely on ticket sales.
When asked about the continued talk about charter schools, Silvers noted that any conversation about school choice is good for EPR's properties.
Silvers also noted one of his company's other high-profile tenants, Top Golf, which continues to grow and remains a great tenant for EPR.
Finally, when asked about his company's credit portfolio, Silvers said that they are always looking to improve the credit quality of their tenants and he believes they have over the past few years.
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