Google Gives It Up
Former Vogue cover girl Liskula Cohen was granted a court order this week forcing Google to reveal the identity of an anonymous blogger who trashed her online. A Manhattan Supreme Court judge ruled that she was entitled to the information and ordered Google, which ran the offending blog, to disclose it.
(GOOG) On Good Morning America Wednesday, Cohen said she called her online tormentor and told her "If I've ever done anything to you to actually deserve this, that I'm really very sorry."
Not as sorry as Google is going to be now that this identity-revealing precedent is set.
(GOOG) In a filing back in January, Cohen said that comments posted on Google' s Blogger.com were defamatory, malicious and untrue. "I would have to say the first-place award for "Skankiest in NYC" would have to go to Liskula Gentile Cohen," wrote "Anonymous" in one posting.
Anne Salisbury, a lawyer for the blogger, argued that the crude attacks on Cohen were merely "youthful, jocular, slangy" terms that are protected by the courts. Justice Joan Madden, however, rejected that view, saying that the blogs "serve as a modern-day forum for conveying personal opinions, including invective and ranting".
(GOOG) We here at the Five Dumbest Lab may not be legal scholars, but we say the whole thing is just a silly elementary school catfight spun out of control and is now unfortunately clogging our courts.
That said, the big loser in this unseemly affair is not the thin-skinned supermodel or the jealous blogger but Google. The Web services giant will now be on the hook to divulge the identity of every anonymous poster with an Internet connection and an ax to grind.
(GOOG) Google spokesman Andrew Pederson claimed no such worries saying the company would "respect privacy concerns and will only provide information about a user in response to a subpoena or other court order."
Sorry Andrew. But Google has already started down the slippery slope. Get ready to drown in a sea of litigation.
Dumb-o-meter score: 90 -- Somebody Google up the First Amendment.
Apple's Collusion Delusion
At the time of Jobs' secret communique, Apple had just rolled out the iPhone and Palm had snapped up a former Apple executive, Jon Rubinstein, to develop new smart phones.
Just what exactly Jobs proposed to Colligan wasn't disclosed, but Jobs did reportedly say that Apple had the funds to bury Palm if the companies ended up in a legal fight.
Colligan, who stepped down in June, rejected Jobs offer, apparently recognizing the obvious risk of running afoul of the Feds, according to a Bloomberg report this week.
Likely illegal. And definitely dumb.
Lockheed's Empty Lobby
The Bethesda, Md.-based defense contractor spent $3.3 million in the second quarter lobbying on tactical aircraft and other defense systems, according to a recent filing. In addition to Congress, Lockheed lobbied the departments of Defense, State, Commerce and Homeland Security, NASA and the White House's Office of Management and Budget.
The company did not name specific weapon systems it lobbied for during the three-month period, but you can bet your bottom dollar that the F-22 topped their list. Earlier this year, Lockheed was trapped in a dogfight between the Pentagon and lawmakers in states with jobs at stake that wanted additional funding to buy more Cold War-era fighter jets.
Ultimately, the Democratic-controlled Congress killed plans to buy more of the Lockheed fighter jets after a White House veto threat. The victory was a big one for President Obama, who did his own lobbying to secure the necessary votes by sending Vice President Joe Biden into the fray.
SEC's Late Arrival
Wait a darn second here! Who woke up the SEC to the dangers of leveraged ETFs?
The Securities and Exchange Commission issued an investor alert Tuesday warning retail investors that leveraged and inverse exchange-traded funds are "highly complex financial products" that "can turn into a minefield for buy-and-hold investors."
Wait! You mean people can lose money in a blink by betting on leveraged ETFs? This is new?
Well, it would be new only to Rip van Winkle. While the SEC slept or studied the issue or did whatever it does, the debate over these high-powered financial instruments raged on our Web site and others for the past six months.
Meanwhile, like illegally downloaded movies, demand for these souped-up trading vehicles has only increased with every brokerage house ban and negative article.
For the record, we here at the Five Dumbest Lab believe individual investors have the right to buy leveraged ETFs once they are aware of the risks involved. Losing or making gobs of money in a very short time is the prerogative of every trader, not just institutions.
Michigan's Prisoners Dilemma
You know things are pretty bad in Michigan when a sorry state like California won't export its violent criminals there.
California rejected an offer by Michigan to house several thousand of its overflowing prisoners in its Standish maximum-security prison, according to Wednesday's Wall Street Journal. In a letter to the Michigan Department of Corrections this week, California Department of Corrections Secretary Matthew L. Cate said Michigan's offer was not cost-competitive with what the state is currently paying to incarcerate prisoners in other states.
The decision was particularly deflating to Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm who plans to raise revenue and save corrections jobs by importing prisoners to keep Standish open. Standish is one of eight state correctional facilities slated for closure as Michigan tries to cut $120 million from its $2 billion annual prison budget for the fiscal year starting in October.
Michigan's offer amounted to about $89 a day per prisoner, not including medical expenses, said the California Corrections Department, compared with an average of $63 a day, including medical costs, at other out-of-state facilities that house inmates under contract with California, according to the WSJ.
Despite the setback, Granholm maintained a brave face saying, "I believe we will find another use for that facility and keep all those jobs." One potential savior for Granholm and Standish are the Guantanamo detainees. An Obama administration official said Tuesday that no decision has been made on where Guantanamo detainees will be kept.
Why not let Corrections Corp. of America (CXW) handle the job? We may not make cars here anymore, but we can still make a damn good penitentiary.Jeez. Michigan used to export automobiles to the world, now they are bidding for the right to host Al Qaeda and Taliban soldiers.
Dumb-o-meter score: 65 -- Talk about a real life version of cash for clunkers.
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