Sozzi: Sorry, Can't Deal Anymore

This article originally appeared on RealMoney.com. To read more content like this AND see inside Jim Cramer's multi-million-dollar portfolio for FREE, Click Here NOW.

I can't do any more broad market commentary this week. I'm totally burnt out picking apart two words from the new Fed chief. I'm tired of hearing borderline-useless guidance expressed by stock promoters; it's as if the majority have no original thoughts. The consistency of their "advice" is indicative that many only have strategies to trade the tape instead of thinking through longer-term aspects of the global business community on a deeper level. Maybe they discuss such stuff behind the scenes, enter positions to profit from unforeseen asset-class imbalances and then present their ideas later to the public (as they exit positions) -- but only they know for sure. So, let's end the week talking about companies.

Starbucks Loves Beer

Starbucks (SBUX) selling alcohol is the company trying to train a new generation of its coffee drinkers, currently aged 13 to 19, that it can be your local classy cool bar to have a happy hour jam session after your first week on a new job at age 21. For those already over the age of 21, this is Starbucks trying to change perception that it just sells coffee and is, in fact, the place to take the family for healthier food as opposed to Red Lobster.

 I want to jump back on the Starbucks bull team as, yes, these new product announcements are exciting and will fundamentally add to sales and earnings in the future. But overall, meh. The truth for any retailer is found in its stores, and I continue to see issues related to menu expansion that are causing inefficiencies.

Wal-Mart's Spring Black Friday

The bottom line on ridiculous marketing: Wal-Mart (WMT) holding Black Friday in March is a sign the company's first quarter is running below its expectations amid continued over-ordering of seasonal merchandise. It's a major problem that I been raising for over a year, most recently in this piece.

OK Nike

Watch this video for an interesting tidbit I learned talking to Nike (NKE) executives responsible for the Fuelband wearable last week. Kind of creepy. Broadly speaking, a solid quarter from Nike with some eye-popping revenue growth numbers. However, the quarter may not receive the love from the market given three things: a new inventory issue in China; less than robust EBIT margin expansion from emerging markets on very strong sales; and the company is simply on a runaway spending stretch on digital product innovation and World Cup marketing.

Editor's Note: This article was originally published at 12 p.m. EDT on Real Money on March 21.

At the time of publication, Sozzi had no positions in the stocks mentioned, although positions may change at any time.

At the time of publication, Sozzi held no position in the stocks mentioned.

Brian Sozzi is the CEO and Chief Equities Strategist of Belus Capital Advisors. He is responsible for developing and managing an equities portfolio of mid- and large-cap positions, in addition to leading the firm's digital content initiatives. He is also a personal finance columnist for Men's Health magazine.

More from Investing

Verizon Shares Gain as Carrier Tops Q1 Earnings Forecasts

Verizon Shares Gain as Carrier Tops Q1 Earnings Forecasts

Alphabet's Earnings Beat and 4 Other Business Stories You Must Know Tuesday

Alphabet's Earnings Beat and 4 Other Business Stories You Must Know Tuesday

CHART: Here's How Much Apple Stock Has Lost in Value in the Last Five Days

CHART: Here's How Much Apple Stock Has Lost in Value in the Last Five Days

Podcast: Coca-Cola CFO Kathy Waller Talks About Future of Women in Business

Podcast: Coca-Cola CFO Kathy Waller Talks About Future of Women in Business

10 Key Takeaways From Google's Solid Earnings Report

10 Key Takeaways From Google's Solid Earnings Report