If Only Beats Music Could Run a Streaming Service As Well As It Runs Its Mouth

NEW YORK (TheStreet) -- Given the underwhelming and downright embarrassing launch of Beats Music, I won't be writing about them much -- they will prove to be a non-factor that talked too big a game.

It's not easy to accomplish what Spotify (and Rdio) have accomplished on the subscription side of Internet radio or what Pandora (P) has pulled off on the pure-play personalized radio side. If you're going to come at these guys, you need to bring your A-game and bring it from day one.

As this understated and euphemistic memo to Beats users from its CEO, Ian Rogers, indicates, that simply did not happen:

Huge thanks to everyone for making our launch day yesterday so successful. We've been blown away by the love that made us the #1 Music App in the iTunes Store.
Due to the extremely high volume of interest in our service some users are experiencing issues. Most people are unaffected but our priority is to give everyone a great experience. We prepared for issues like these, have a plan, and are going to hold off on letting more people in while we put this plan in action.
For those of you that claimed your name in the lead up to launch, we still have your username reserved and we'll be in touch with your invite. We appreciate your support.
Everyone who registers this week will get an additional seven days added to their trial.
We're staying focused on bringing you the best music experience from the people who know what song comes next. Stay tuned, and thanks for being excited about Beats Music.

While the Beats app is as buggy as can be with a sloppy and wholly unintuitive user interface, one area where Beats doesn't lack is in misleading people sans context and pounding its chest inaccurately, prematurely and with downright false claims.

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