Why Does Apple Let That Dump Walmart Discount iPhones?

NEW YORK (TheStreet) -- The last time Bruce Springsteen sweated on me at a concert, I didn't wash my arm for a month. The last time I stepped into a Walmart (WMT), I bathed thrice a day for a month straight.

I'm tired of beating around the bush.

While not all Walmart stores are dumps, quite a few are. They're soulless, uninspiring environments packed with so many mutants the People of Walmart Website can't possibly process all the worthy content it receives fast enough.

Now, hold your fire.

This doesn't mean you're a loser if you shop at Walmart. It's no sin to save a buck or accept convenience. Plus, depending on where you live, you might not have many options like hoity-toity Manhattanites or self-righteous West Coasters. And let's face it, picking on Walmart has become a national pastime (not to mention the most accurate set of stereotypes ever perpetuated). It's all fun and games until somebody gets offended or a greeter gets trampled by a mob of holiday shoppers.

Simply stated, you just shouldn't be able to buy Apple products at Walmart. It's a complete joke.

And, ultimately, the joke's on Apple ( AAPL).

Throw all of these big box retailers into a pile -- Walmart, Best Buy ( BBY) and the somewhat more tolerable Target ( TGT). They'll sell just about anything (unless, of course, it has offensive lyrics) if there's a chance you'll buy it.

It's mind-boggling. Why would Apple want to be a part of this on any level? I hit on this Thursday in my 5-point plan to keep Apple great, but I beat this horse as early as January of this year. We can't ask for answers on this enough.

And this isn't even a Tim Cook thing. Steve Jobs allowed it to happen as well.

Let's consider some points and possibilities.

I haven't been able to get a definitive answer, but let's assume (I think safely) these third-party arrangements look like this.

Apple sets a minimum sales price that Walmart and others must abide by. That almost certainly has to be the case. I would hope that Apple also controls the ability for these third parties to discount. In other words, Walmart didn't come up with the idea to sell the new iPhones for $10 less than everybody else (with a two-year contract) on its own. They either came up with it and Apple approved or it was some sort of joint decision. If Walmart has carte blanche to discount, which I doubt they do, we really have problems.

Particulars, however, are irrelevant. No matter how it comes to be, it's bad for Apple. And it's not a numbers thing. Even if Walmart eats that $10 discount, who cares? It's not about the money. In fact, I would be willing to give up the revenue these relationships generate (I haven't seen a reliable breakdown of Apple retail sales via third parties) to protect and rebuild the part of Apple's image that has eroded.

Again, no skirting the issue with euphemisms and niceties.

Fair or not, elitist and snobby or not, Walmart is the butt of too many jokes. There's not a soul in this audience -- or any other for that matter -- who hasn't made a joke about everything from the Walmart experience to some of the people who frequent the place. Walmart has built its brand on being the place to get cheap stuff. Everybody likes a bargain, but Walmart took the notion to an extreme. This is the place people load up on the staples when they get their check at the end of the month. It's well-chronicled in pop culture.

Maybe it's urban myth. I don't know. But, as we discussed earlier this week in Apple Laughs When it Realizes Google Makes Computers, perception equals reality and it is reality.

Why Apple wants to be as close to the bottom of the retail barrel as you can get -- short of selling stuff at a swap meet or flea market -- is beyond me.

-- Written by Rocco Pendola in Santa Monica, Calif.

Rocco Pendola is a columnist and TheStreet's Director of Social Media. Pendola makes frequent appearances on national television networks such as CNN and CNBC as well as TheStreet TV. Whenever possible, Pendola uses hockey, Springsteen or Southern California references in his work. He lives in Santa Monica.

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