Garner also looked at the recent options action in the September $109 calls, noting that on July 19, these options sold for $2.30 but just five days later they plummeted to just 50 cents. The options traders have already left he building, she concluded, and the speculators won't be far behind. Finally, looking at the weekly chart of crude, Garner noted a long-term ceiling of resistance that's held for over two years. She felt that crude would be unlikely to break that ceiling now, however the floor of support at just $90 a barrel seems far more likely as the relative strength indicator, or RSI, shows an extreme over-bought condition. Cramer said he agreed with Garner's analysis and felt that the speculators have run wild with the price of crude, and will be reined in very soon.
Stepping Into Your Portfolio
Not all stocks should be judged by the same metrics, Cramer told viewers as he compared footwear giants Nike ( NKE) and Under Armour ( UA) to see which one deserves a spot in your portfolio. Cramer said the choice between these two venerable names isn't always clear as Nike is the bigger, slower-growing colossus while Under Armour is the smaller, faster-growing underdog. Under Armour beat estimates by 2 cents a share when it last reported, increasing revenue by 23% and increasing margins. That news sent shares up a quick 12%. Meanwhile, Nike's earnings were only a modest upside surprise, which did little to move its shares. In the area of innovation, Under Armour is innovating like crazy, while Nike management said it needed to "accelerate its innovation agenda." Nike trades at 18 times earnings with an 11% growth rate, while Under Armour trades higher, at 37 times earnings, but offers a 21% growth rate. So which one is the winner? Cramer said in this case it's both. He said older investors would do well by investing in the more stable Nike, but younger investors could likely stomach the volatility in Under Armour and come out a big winner over the longer term. This is one case, Cramer concluded, where the right stock depends on the investor.
In the Lightning Round, Cramer was bullish on Franklin Resources ( BEN), Schlumberger ( SLB), ChannelAdvisor ( ECOM), Verizon ( VZ) and Nordic American Tanker ( NAT). Cramer was bearish on Ascena Retail Group ( ASNA), SeaDrill Limited ( SDRL), AT&T ( T) and Pengrowth Energy Trust ( PGH).
Executive Decision: Paul Hooper
In the "Executive Decision" segment, Cramer spoke with Paul Hooper, CEO of newly minted Gigamon Technology ( GIMO), the enterprise network equipment provider which just delivered a four-cents-a-share earnings beat on a huge spike in revenue. Hooper highlighted two recent customers for Gigamon: the U.S. Supreme Court and the Library of Congress. He said the Supreme Court manages huge volumes of information on its network and Gigamon is helping to manage the infrastructure needed to move that information where it needs to go. Gigamon helps the court monitor network performance and properly scale the capacity of their network. Meanwhile, at the Library of Congress, Hooper said that Gigamon's management tools offer broader visibility into what's happening on their network and also offers monitoring, management and security tools to help keep things flowing properly. When asked about rivals like Cisco ( CSCO), Hooper said that Gigamon is vendor-agnostic, which means its customers can choose the best solutions for their needs rather than products from just a single vendor. Cisco, it turns out, is a partner, not a rival. Cramer said that he's a fan of this recent IPO and would be a buyer on any weakness.
No Huddle Offense
In his "No Huddle Offense" segment, Cramer explained why some red-hot stocks such as Amazon.com ( AMZN), Netflix ( NFLX) and Tesla Motors ( TSLA), won't ever get a buy recommendation on "Mad Money." Cramer said his rule for the show has been to never recommend a stock that trades with a price earnings ratio more than twice its growth rate. He said this rule has served him well over the years, helping to fend off some spectacular losses, albeit at the expense of some notable gainers. Cramer said these three stocks are rule benders, stocks that are being propelled as if by an invisible force that gives them valuations that simply cannot be justified by "normal" metrics. Sure, Amazon continues its domination of commerce while Netflix continues to grow like a weed and Tesla captures the imagination of drivers everywhere. But does that make these stocks great investments? Maybe, admitted Cramer, but certainly not for the faint of heart and not for "Mad Money" viewers. To watch replays of Cramer's video segments, visit the Mad Money page on CNBC. -- Written by Scott Rutt in Washington, D.C. To email Scott about this article, click here: Scott Rutt Follow Scott on Twitter @ScottRutt or get updates on Facebook, ScottRuttDC