Cover Your Private Equity with Buffett Boxers

NEW YORK ( MainStreet)--If you can't make it to the Berkshire Hathaway, Inc. (BRK.A) shareholders meeting this weekend in Omaha, Neb., you might want to have someone snag you a collector's item of "Berky Boxers," featuring the faces of Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger. Talk about protecting your endowment.

Also see: Men's Underwear Sales Show Bulge in the Economy

In the meeting's "visitors guide," a page provides a debriefing on this covetable item:

An investment tip from Fruit of the Loom

You can't go wrong with Berky Boxers. At just $5 a pair, these unisex shorts are a must-have for any Berkshire Hathaway sharehold and feature our limited edition Warren & Charlie print. Stop by the Fruit of the Loom store in the CenturyLink Exhibit Hall on Saturday, May 4 and get yours before they're gone.

Robust purchasing of this item might be a bullish sign for the market, as we know men's underwear sales can indicate a bulge in the economy. How's that for arc elasticity?

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