XOM). And yes I know it was a record quarter for the company. But shouldn't it have been more? Like, a lot more? I mean, Exxon has to extract oil from three miles under the Gulf of Mexico to make any money, and all you have to do is add another shift at the Foxconn plant in China. At this rate, you're running at about $52 billion in profits for 2013. If you're ever going to be the world's first trillion-dollar company, I think it's time to get the lead out. Then there's that whole mess with the $137 billion in cash just languishing on your balance sheet. Even worse, it appears to be growing! Listen, we all need a cushion against adversity, but you are challenging credibility, my friend. I think if we learned anything from AIG ( AIG), it was that keeping a lot of cash on hand isn't the prudent form of management it once was. The world could go to hell in a hand basket, as it very nearly did, then Uncle Sam steps in, and things turn out just fine. Despite all the hue and cry, Goldman Sachs still got 100 cents on the dollar for what it was owed from AIG credit default swaps. Talk about a bunch of Chicken Littles!