NEW YORK ( TheStreet) -- It might just be time for investors to face the intellectual property music: Patents no longer polish Apple's Inc. Monopolizing ideas -- that is, being granted a patent from the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office -- had long been part and parcel of the breathtaking brands of Steve Jobs and Apple ( AAPL). The intellectual terrain these two tried to control is astounding. In 2011, The New York Timeslisted the patents for one Steven P. Jobs -- all 323 of them. The big ideas, like the iPod and the iMac, were there, but so were the not-so big ideas: the peripherals for said devices, the packaging for said devices and, no fooling, the staircases in the retail stores that led to said devices. "Depending on who you speak to, Steve Jobs was a prolific innovator, relentless collaborator or shameless limelight stealer," the fabulous Roberto Baldwin wrote for Wired this year. Amazingly, Jobs is not done with trying to own ideas. In March -- from the grave, mind you -- he patented two more tweaks to the iMac and the iPod Shuffle. But as marvelous as Mr. Jobs' ideas are -- and as much as they pump up Apple's roughly $500 billion market cap -- in this information-as-trash age, how much are these mere ideas worth? Probably not much. And the world -- and Apple -- know it. Patents are little protection The traditional spin on patents is they are the critical DNA of the digital age. "They are often viewed as weapons that big companies use to fight each other. But they are the crown jewels of technology companies," Ed Schauweker told me over the phone. He is the spokesman for the Open Invention Network, the Durham, N.C., patent management firm. But it doesn't take a Big Data algo to calculate the street value of these so-called diamonds. Simply look at Apple's own patent squabbles, particularly its ongoing feud with Korean chip and screen giant Samsung. Tensions have always been a fact of life between the two. But the real howling began last year when a German court levied an injunction against Samsung over the Apple-factor of the Galaxy Tab. Samsung fired back with an Australian ruling against Apple over the iPhone 4S. Apple won again with a $1.05 billion infringement settlement against Samsung here in America. Then courts in Japan and the U.K. ruled that, no, Samsung actually was not at fault. To get a real feel for the pointlessness of it all, gander at this infographic from online tech news service Mashable.