The airline's mired in bankruptcy, embroiled in a labor dispute with pilots, saddled with an on-time arrival rate that dropped below 60% earlier this year and lodged in a holding pattern while U.S. Airways considers a merger or buyout. With all those added benefits, who wouldn't want an American Airlines gift card? The holiday travel experience can be nightmarish as it is, and while an airline gift card may seem like a great way to ease the burden on friends or loved ones, this card is a nightmare unto itself. It's nonrefundable, so you're wagering on the airline's future just by buying it. It also comes with a $5 shipping fee if you buy it online, which is about where you're going to buy it unless you're making a trip out to the airport for one. FYE ( TWMC)
A store whose core business still centers around selling CDs, DVDs and Blu-ray discs in malls isn't such a safe bet in 2012? Stunning. We know our ratings folks have just loved that FYE's parent company Trans World Entertainment closed 14% of its stores in the past year and cut net losses from $7 billion to $2 billion, but what's great for investors isn't always so great for consumers. Cut losses are still losses and sales at FYE and other Trans World stores were still down 15% during the first half of the year. AAPL) iTunes sites. But go ahead: Give someone you love an FYE gift certificate and unleash them on the mall. You'll also want to give them an instruction manual telling them what a mall is, where they can find one, where the FYE is, what CDs and DVDs are, how they should go about buying them and why they're doing all of this instead of just buying a downloaded copy and playing it right from their device of choice. Rite Aid ( RAD)
Health and beauty stores are usually a holiday staple, unless that health and beauty chain happens to be Rite Aid. This group of stores has been unwell for some time. Its share price hovers below $1.50. Its debt stands at more than $6 billion. Its plan to remodel 500 existing shops into "wellness" stores is so cash-strapped it wouldn't be completed until 2020 at the earliest. Its shareholders not-so-secretly hoped Walgreen ( WAG) would buy it out and, barring that, rooted for Walgreens' fight with Express Scripts to continue so Rite Aid could pick up disgruntled customers. Neither of those plans panned out, thanks largely to Walgreens and Express Scripts ( ESRX) making nice in July. That leaves Rite Aid as the health and pharmacy sector's zombie, nourished by whatever it can bite off of Walgreens and CVS ( CVS) but slowly starving to death. Buying someone a "gift" card to a Rite Aid is like buying them a ticket to a dim florescent purgatory where society's sad refuse picks through circular bins of pantyhose in plastic eggs and wanders aimlessly through tight, dark aisles stacked with metal shelving that's been in place since the Reagan years. Rite Aid's gift card is similarly depressing. You can't buy it online, you can't use it online, the expiration date is a mystery, it can't be consolidated with another gift card when the balance gets low and it can't be redeemed for cash unless state law requires it. Basically, unless you can find an old stale piece of Bazooka that you just know Rite Aid has near the register somewhere, anything on the gift card that's less than $1 is going to be sentenced to life in Rite Aid limbo. It's a fate as sad as the store itself. Dippin' Dots
We freaked out when we saw this on ScripSmart's list for several reasons: 1. Dippin' Dots have gift cards: Seriously, the f'n "Ice Cream of the Future" that's you've walked by in multiplex lobbies and major league stadium concourses myriad times en route to a snack you stood a chance of identifying on sight. These things have been around 25 years, have billed themselves as a futuristic snack that whole time, went into bankruptcy and, somehow, still think they have a following that warrants a $5 to $500(!) gift card. The hubris. 2. Dippin' Dots are still around: As we've mentioned, this product has spent a quarter-century billing itself as the ice cream of the future. Yet not only does ice cream still exist, but various incarnations of it have appeared and thrived on Dippin' Dots' watch. A year after Dippin' Dots came out, then-president Ronald Reagan named the founders of Vermont-based ice cream chain Ben & Jerry's U.S. Small Businesspersons of the Year. That same year, a couple in Tempe, Ariz., opened up an ice cream shop with smooth, high butterfat ice cream that they put on a cold granite stone and mixed with various ingredients. By 2000, Ben & Jerry's had been sold to Unilever ( UN) and distributed worldwide. That Tempe shop became Cold Stone Creamery and expanded to more than 1,400 shops worldwide. Dippin' Dots, meanwhile, never patented its liquid nitrogen flash-freezing technology, had it used by competitors and eventually filed for bankruptcy last year. That's only noteworthy because: Jason Notte. >To follow the writer on Twitter, go to http://twitter.com/notteham. >To submit a news tip, send an email to: firstname.lastname@example.org.