So, there's the players. That's the gameplan. I don't like the odds because issue two has already started and you can gift wrap a 2013 recession come no deal by Christmas.

That means staying lean, investing with companies that don't have to rely on the U.S. consumer, who will be hammered and just waiting for the punishment from having Washington sink into partisan politics instead of rising above to get a deal done.

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