(via the SEC), CEC states "the dining and entertainment components of
its business are interdependent." Give me a break. The food stinks. And there's no way any adult would consume it given an alternative. It just happens to be there to scarf down in between video games, diaper changes and scoldings. The same goes for Dave & Busters as well as Hooters. You do not go there for the food. These companies know this. You go there to provide your children a wholly artificial experience, drink beer or flirt with women who have large breasts. It might sound like I'm knocking this approach. I'm not. I can participate in these in-store adventures with the best of them and eat loads of terrible food while I'm at it. In fact, I think run-of-the-mill retailers ought to mimic the approach. Radio Shack ( RSH), Best Buy ( BBY), even WalMart ( WMT) and Target ( TGT) -- soulless brick and mortar retailers need to stop dipping into the same dead and tired retail toolkits and do something different. Maybe even crazy. Don't let Walmart and Target's relative outperformance fool you. They're as vulnerable as anybody else in the broad space. Here's why.
SBUX) injects itself into your daily routine. High-end luxury outfits, such as Tiffany ( TIF), keep their products, by and large, exclusive. Lululemon ( LULU) does the same, but it also bills itself as a lifestyle brand better than anybody else in retail. And, of course, Amazon.com ( AMZN) continues to build the most convenient and rewarding one-stop shop ecosystem of loyalty that has ever existed. It's almost unfair that we come down so hard on Radio Shack and Best Buy for doing none of the above. They're not alone. They're part of a collective failure to act across retail. Read the writing on the wall for the companies we spare, such as Walmart and Target. What have they done? Added full-size grocery stores to their already obscenely large big boxes. Is this innovative? These common retail "strategies" might work for a few years, but they're hardly sustainable. Selling produce is akin to booksellers such as Barnes & Noble ( BKS) loading up on compact discs back in the day. That worked out real well. The store-within-a-store concept will fail as well. At Target. At the Barnes & Noble locations that attach themselves to coffee shops. And at the poster child for smoke and mirrors, JCPenney ( JCP). None of these brands have any of the attributes Starbucks, Tiffany, Lululemon and Amazon master. They need something else. They must completely reorganize the way they view the world and take a cue from Chuck E. Cheese's, Dave & Busters and Hooters. Find a gimmick, but make it a legitimate and sustainable one. In other words, because we no longer have any reason to shop at most brick and mortar retailers, they need to do something to draw us into their establishments. While we're there participating in whatever free or pay activities they can dream up, maybe, if they're lucky, we'll buy some of the stuff they sell. Best Buy is on the right track; it hired a guy from Starbucks with Silicon Valley blood to run a considerable portion of the show. But don't stop there. Retail can't stop at thinking like a tech company. Bring in people from Hollywood. The media. Science fiction. NASA. Any industry that can imagine alternative or never-before-conceived futures. Buybacks. Private equity. Smaller stores. That's not going to stop dozens more retail stocks from crashing like RSH and BBY already have. They need a new drug. At the time of publication, the author held no positions in any of the stocks mentioned in this article. This article is commentary by an independent contributor, separate from TheStreet's regular news coverage.