Mail a toenail
An eBay user recently put a toenail up for sale with a minimum bid of $9.99.

"This fell off my foot last night in the shower," he wrote (in all caps, originally). "I'm selling most of my belongings because I lost my job and I need money to pay bills. My friends said, 'Go for it!'"

Yes, that is how bad the economy has become. Was anyone during the Great Depression ever forced to sell toenails? We think not!

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