NEW YORK ( TheStreet) -- Bodies have been washing up on the south shore of Long Island recently. Police are flummoxed as to who might have been the perpetrator of this dastardly crime. They're worried, but I'm not. Any day now, I expect Donald Trump to hold a press conference and issue a public confession.After all, that is what the Trump 2011 Presidential Tour is all about: publicity, with a kind of Charlie Sheen-style self-inflicted humiliation thrown in for good measure. People around the nation are appalled by Trump's adoption of the "birther" psychosis that claims President Obama really stowed away on a merchant vessel as an infant after he was born in Kenya. I'm not.