(5 Dumbest article updated with information on the SEC's preliminary report on the May 6 flash crash.)
5. BP CEO and Safety? It's Déjà Vu All Over Again
A new BP ( BP) CEO has arrived and he has an important message -- his middle name is safety.
4. Discovery Gets Crabby
3. NFL to Fans: "Drop Dead"
The NFL sure ain't hurting for money, with Team Marketing Report reporting a 4.5% hike in the NFL's average ticket price this year to $76.47, as 18 teams raised the cost of attending a game in 2010. The average cost for a family of four to attend a game this year eclipses $420 -- or $95 more than the average cost of DirecTV's all-inclusive NFL Sunday Ticket package. Ticket prices aren't the lone scapegoat, as teams in blacked out markets this year have either maintained last season's ticket prices (Oakland and San Diego) or actually lowered them (-2.9% in Tampa). If St. Louis is blacked out this week, it will be in spite of a 6.3% cut in ticket costs -- the second steepest in the league after the Atlanta Falcons' 8.1% discount. Part of the explanation is the economy, which has hit both Florida and California especially hard. But a bigger part of it, however, is the NFL itself. The league's deals with Fox, CBS, NBC and ESPN bring hours of content into homes each week in high definition and, for the most part, for free. Cable subscribers can thank the NFL for helping to make ESPN a whopping $4.10 of their cable bill each month and its own NFL Network the fifth-highest-priced channel in cable, according to figures from SNL Kagan. However, those offerings and the NFL's exclusivity deal with DirecTV ( DTV) that offers all its Sunday games in HD (though still subject to local blackouts), its rebroadcast of games on NFL.com, and its increasing interest in its fantasy football operations -- which now include video highlights -- are taking their toll at ticket counters. The NFL only piled on the problems this season by allowing fans with DirecTV, Comcast ( CMCSA), AT&T ( T) U-Verse, Verizon FIOS and a handful of other service providers access to its high-definition RedZone channel. By showing only scoring drives and big plays -- which is what most casual fans want to see anyway -- and not subjecting that coverage to blackouts, the NFL is slowly removing any motivation to for fans to attend games. In fact, the revenue from attendance and television is roughly the same at $4 billion apiece. If fans can sit at home and watch all the games in HD and at better angles than they'll have at the stadiums, why are they going to pay the same price to sit in the nosebleeds and get hosed on concessions? TheStreet Says: The blackout rule is a lot like Chris Berman: old, annoying and irrelevant. We suggest that both should be retired.
2. Investors Still in the Dark on Flash Crashes
1. Apple Gets All Touchy About Its Precious Little iPad
Regardless, according to Networkworld.com, Apple apparently took exception to seeing the iPad screen broken into pieces. An unverified Newsday insider said Apple sent Newsday and cease and desist letter. Newsday took the video down in short order. Then, this week, the New Yorker unveiled its own iPad app ad, this one featuring actor Jason Schwartzman and shot by Roman Coppola. In it, Schwartzman is seen using his iPad in the shower and even taking it for a dip in the pool -- which, and we're just guessing here, probably ain't so great for the touch screen.
But did Apple have any problem with the New Yorker's style of iPad destruction? According to a spokesperson for the magazine, there hasn't been a peep from Apple. So what, exactly is the issue here? Production values? Star power? Perhaps a certain class distinction between readers of Long Island's Newsday and the New Yorker? We're unlikely to know Apple's reasoning for such a ridiculous double-standard, but businesses eager to develop and market their own iPad apps should take note: if you're going to abuse the The World's Most Important and Precious Product, you'd better make sure you're doing it in a sophisticated, high-minded, indie-darling sort of way. TheStreet Says: Is there an app for identifying elitist double standards?