NEW YORK ( TheStreet) -- Glenn Beck made his opening statement in Martin Luther King Jr.'s shadow, but The Daily Show's Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report's Stephen Colbert have prepared their rebuttal.In direct response to News Corp.'s ( NEWS) Fox News and the "Restoring Honor" rally its pundit, Beck, led at the Lincoln Memorial on Aug. 28 -- the 47th anniversary of King's iconic "I Have a Dream" speech for civil rights -- Viacom's ( VIA) Comedy Central and its comedic news duo scheduled a "Rally to Restore Sanity" for Oct. 30. Each faux-news anchor announced respective rallies on their shows last night after weeks of hinting and speculation. Marketed as a giant "Moment of Zen" for Daily Show die-hards, the event inspired a manifesto on Comedy Central's website that characterizes it as "a rally for the people who've been too busy to go to rallies, who actually have lives and families and jobs (or are looking for jobs) -- not so much the Silent Majority as the Busy Majority." Without reference to Beck's crowd of between 80,000 and 650,000, Tea Party ralliers or vociferous town meeting attendees, the manifesto declares the rally as being "for the people who think shouting is annoying, counterproductive, and terrible for your throat; who feel that the loudest voices shouldn't be the only ones that get heard; and who believe that the only time it's appropriate to draw a Hitler mustache on someone is when that person is actually Hitler. Or Charlie Chaplin in certain roles."
|The Daily Show With Jon Stewart||Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c|
|Rally to Restore Sanity|
|The Colbert Report||Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c|
|March to Keep Fear Alive|