5. Goldman Scalps CalpersJust when oil spillin' villain BP ( BP) officially claims Goldman Sachs' ( GS) crown as the most hated company on earth ... The Vampire Squid Strikes Back.
4. Ludicrous LawsuitsWhile it is our sworn duty to seek out and report acts of business buffoonery, we here at the Five Dumbest Lab firmly maintain that we are by no means anti-business, just anti-dumb. In fact, we believe that few organizations are more sympathetic to corporate America's plight than us, especially when it comes to outlandish lawsuits like the pair we witnessed late last week.
3. Moody's MiasmaWe're not sure what to do with Warren Buffett anymore. For a guy who famously said, "It's better to hang out with people better than you," he sure has been keeping some pretty low-brow company lately.
2. BP's BlunderWe're starting to think that BP ( BP) really stands for "Blunder Prone," because the asinine oil company can't seem to do a darn thing right.