Cramer's 'Mad Money' Recap: A Playbook for Market Insanity (Final)

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NEW YORK ( TheStreet) -- "We need a new playbook to deal with this roller coaster of a market," Jim Cramer told the viewers of his "Mad Money" TV show Wednesday.

He said investors can't afford to get caught up in the day-to-day gyrations of markets, they need to stick with stocks with great long-term secular growth stories.

According to Cramer, the markets have just gotten too hard for anyone other than the nimblest of day traders to tackle on a daily basis. He said that his viewers need to stick with stocks that are working, and that means stocks that are uniquely domestic, have strong growth, or do well when the rest of the market panics.

For example, Cramer said the generic drug makers, stocks like Teva Pharmaceuticals ( TEVA), a stock which he owns for his charitable trust, Action Alerts PLUS , will do well in this market since governments are still trying to save on health care costs.

Then there are also stocks like Weyerhaeuser ( WY), which Cramer highlighted on yesterday's show, that are benefiting from the coming housing shortage and the fact the company is converting itself into a Real Estate Investment Trust, or REIT, later this year.

For defensive names, Cramer threw out General Mills ( GIS) and McDonald's ( MCD) as two good names. He also noted domestic natural gas plays like Atlas Energy ( ATLS) or National Fuel Gas ( NFG).

Cramer also gave the nod to other recent mentions, like Steve Madden ( SHOO) and Apple ( AAPL), another Action Alerts Plus stock, along with Netflix ( NFLX) and Chipotle Mexican Grill ( CMG).

"Forget the drama," Cramer told viewers, "buy stocks with great long term growth stories."

Dividend Friendly

In the "Executive Decision" segment, Cramer spoke with David Demshur, chairman, president and CEO of Core Labs ( CLB), a stock that's up 21% since Cramer last recommended it on Feb. 9.

Demshur said shareholders are important to Core Labs, which is why the company has been returning excess capital in the form of dividends, special dividends and stock buyback programs. He said while the company's dividend yield may seem small, Core Labs has been augmenting that yield with special dividends up to $1 per share over the last two years.

Turning to current event, Demshur said he sees no long-term impact on Core Labs from the recent oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, but he does see strong growth in Iraq, as that country's new government gets back on its feet. He said his company is working on six projects in Northern Iraq currently, but will be expanding into five large projects in southern Iraq soon.

Demshur explained that using Core Labs proprietary technology, the company helps maximize the output and life span of both oil and gas fields. He said the company continues to focus on international crude development, but also assists in domestic oil and gas shale field development as well.

Cramer said that Demshur was a winner, and he continues to recommend the stock.

Undervalued Bank Stocks

"Despite the headlines, stocks still trade on future earnings," Cramer told viewers, as he continued his series of sectors delivering outstanding upside surprises. Tonight's focus, the national banks, a sector Cramer called the most undervalued out there.

Cramer said despite worries of financial reforms, and the government's attack on Goldman Sachs ( GS), Cramer said the national banks are still attractive.

"Financial reforms won't kill these companies," he said as he reiterated buys on JPMorgan Chase ( JPM), Bank of America ( BAC) and Goldman, all three of which Cramer owns for Action Alerts Plus. He also gave a tip of the hat to Citigroup ( C), a stock he believes will see $12 a share by 2012.

Of the group, Cramer said JPMorgan is perhaps his favorite. The company delivered 74 cents a share in earnings, 10 cents more than analysts were expecting. With bad loan losses down for the quarter, and the stock trading at just seven times earnings, Cramer said JPMorgan is a steal.

Cramer said Citigroup also hit the ball out of the park when it earned 12 cents a share on massive revenue growth. Cramer said Citi also saw lower credit losses. He said this quarter was proof that this international powerhouse is returning to its former glory while trading at a 19% discount to its book value.

Am I Diversified?

Cramer spoke with callers to see if their portfolios have what it takes. The first caller's portfolio included Abbott Labs ( ABT), Lowe's ( LOW), McDonald's ( MCD), Plains All American Pipeline ( PAA) and Plum Creek Timber ( PCL).

Cramer said this portfolio was perfect, with a good dividend yield to boot.

The second caller's top holdings included Linn Energy ( LINE), GlaxoSmithKline ( GSK), BP ( BP), Ford ( F) and Coca-Cola ( KO).

Cramer said BP and Linn Energy are two of a kind and he'd sell Linn in favor of a timber company like Plum Creek.

The third caller had Immunogen ( IMGN), Huntington Banshares ( HBAN), SandRidge ( SD), Walter Energy ( WLT) and Transocean ( RIG) as their top five stocks.

Cramer said this portfolio also has too much energy exposure. He said he would sell Transocean and add a stock like Plum Creek Timber.

Lightning Round

Cramer was bullish on Raytheon ( RTN), Weatherford International ( WFT), Intel ( INTC), Kinder Morgan Energy Partners ( KMP), AT&T ( T), Motorola ( MOT) and Apple ( AAPL).

He was bearish on Telefonica ( TEF), Nokia ( NOK) and Visa ( V).

-- Written by Scott Rutt in Washington D.C.

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At the time of publication, Cramer was long Teva Pharmaceuticals, Apple, JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, Intel, Weatherford International.

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