NEW YORK ( TheStreet) -- "There's a lot of nonsense on Wall Street," Jim Cramer told the viewers of his "Mad Money" TV show Thursday. Case in point: today's retail sales numbers, which were widely reported as painting a "mixed picture" for retailers, he said. "This wasn't a mixed picture," argued Cramer, "it was a grand slam!" He said that among the 13 retailers he follows closely, all reported numbers that were better, not worse, than expected. Everything from the high end, like Coach ( COH), to the low end, like Ross Stores ( ROST) were right on the money, said Cramer.