For all of Stanley Bing's columns on TheStreet.com, click here.If you take my money, you have to abide by my rules. Isn't that what your parents always used to say when you were an unruly teenager? You can't have that girl or boy in your room with the door closed. You can't smoke in the house. You can't have any contraband in your desk, even if you're just holding it for a friend. And you can't pay out billions of dollars in bonuses to your pals.