Updated from 7:04 a.m. EDTEnough with the emotional opening rant. Stocks are dirt cheap, and I am soon expecting a "rip-your-face-off" rally. Remember, the stocks that have been beaten down the most tend to snapback the hardest. This week's Rocket Stocks portfolio includes such names as CIT Group ( JNPR), XL Capital ( XL) and Freeport-McMoran ( FCX). To read more, visit Stockpickr.com.