Editor's Note: Welcome to "Funny Money," a feature written by New York-based comedian Jeff Kreisler. Lest there be any confusion, please note that this column is a work of satire and intended for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy the weekend.We here at Funny Money believe that, in order to understand where we're going, we must know where we've been. To that end, it's time for our quarterly review. Here then, once again, are some of the important business events from the second quarter of 2006.