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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered up during the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Thursday evening:

Vitesse Semiconductor: "You bought calls on a $3 stock? ... We do not buy options on $3 stocks. I think you should sell the calls even as I like Vitesse."

XTO Energy: "I see no chance for it to do anything else other than flat-line or go down."

Research In Motion: "I am going to put a sell on Research In Motion. I think that Palm is the better buy."

UnitedHealth Group: "I'm doing a 'mon back*." Cramer likes the growth and the stock's valuation.

OptionsXpress: "Been a monster good stock. Just been up, up, up ... people think we've entered into a bear market phase. ... so people are bringing it down. It's the best at what it does and it's the best of breed and I like it for that reason."

Sirenza: "I say we schnitzel sell a little off the table."

Lexar Media: "Now it's become an arbitrage situation and we don't like arbitrage on this show. We ring the register."

Seagate Technology: "I think Seagate should be bought here." But Cramer said don't buy it all at once.

Lightning Round

Cramer was bullish on Vitesse Semiconductor ( VTSS), Sara Lee ( SLE), Palm ( PALM), UnitedHealth Group ( UNH), Applied Micro Circuits ( AMCC), Cummins ( CMI), Paccar ( PCAR), OptionsXpress ( OXPS), Accenture ( ACN), Transocean ( RIG), Halliburton ( HAL), Eagle Materials ( EXP), Seagate Technology ( STX), PepsiCo ( PEP), Hansen Natural ( HANS) and Crystallex International ( KRY).

Cramer was bearish on XTO Energy ( XTO), Archer Daniels Midland ( ADM), Research In Motion ( RIMM), Krispy Kreme ( KKD), Shanda Interactive ( SNDA), Sirenza Microdevices ( SMDI), Sirna Therapeutics ( RNAI), Electronic Data Systems ( EDS) Lexar Media ( LEXR) and Pepsi Bottling Group ( PBG).

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.

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At the time of publication, Cramer was long Halliburton and UnitedHealth Group.

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