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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered during the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Friday evening:

Sony ( SNE - Get Report): "Sony is a total house of pain. They are getting their butts kicked by Apple ( AAPL). ... SellSellSell."

Parker Drilling: "Ring the register and go buy some Nabors ( NBR - Get Report) or Halliburton ( SBC)."

SBC Communications ( SBC): "SellSellSell."

Intuit ( INTU - Get Report): "Well run, conservative, really good company."

United Parcel ( BOT): "United Parcel is only at 76 and it's going to 100. I would get on board United Parcel."

CBOT Holdings ( BOT): "Both BOT and its big brother Chicago Merc, continue to come up with new products."

Furniture Brands ( FBN): "They keep laying off people. That furniture business is one "nastola" business."

Intel ( INTC - Get Report): "I think Intel is two thumbs up, way up. Mind if I throw in Mister Softee?"

Helen of Troy ( HELE - Get Report): "Gotta get out at 19. You should be in Procter and Gamble ( PG - Get Report)."

PetroQuest Energy ( PQUE): "I think selling this thing down here is just madness."

Mitsubishi UFJ Financial ( MTU): "Did I tell you that was one of my Seven Samurai?"

Korn/Ferry ( KFY - Get Report): "I can't tell you to sell it. It's 17 bucks."

Bunge ( BG - Get Report): "To sell it down here, it wouldn't be criminal, it would be felonious."

St. Joe ( JOE - Get Report): "This is a demographic play; this isn't a housing play. ... I think that Joe is high here, and under 60 ... 'mon back* territory."

United Technologies ( UTX - Get Report): "This stock has exploded. I predict this $53 stock will be at 55 next Friday."

LSI Logic ( WWY): "They missed that quarter so bad, that even I a chip aficionado ... have to say don't own that stock."

Wm. Wrigley ( WWY): "Wrigley is a company that rocks. I salute their brand and I salute Chicago."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on Qiagen ( QGEN - Get Report), Nabors Industries ( NBR - Get Report), Halliburton ( SBC), Boeing ( BA - Get Report), Allegheny Technologies ( ATI - Get Report), Honeywell ( HON - Get Report), RTI International Metals ( RTI), Intuit ( INTU - Get Report), United Parcel Service ( BOT), Del Monte Foods ( DLM), CBOT Holdings ( BOT), Consol Energy ( CNX - Get Report), Intel ( INTC - Get Report), Microsoft ( MSFT - Get Report), Procter & Gamble ( PG - Get Report), PetroQuest Energy ( PQUE), Mitsubishi UFJ Financial ( MTU), Korn/Ferry International ( KFY - Get Report), Bunge ( BG - Get Report), Archer Daniels Midland ( ADM - Get Report), St. Joe ( JOE - Get Report), United Technologies ( UTX - Get Report), Exelon ( EXC - Get Report), PPL ( PPL - Get Report) and William Wrigley Jr. ( WWY).

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on Sony ( SNE - Get Report), Parker Drilling ( PKD), SBC Communications ( SBC), Verizon ( VZ - Get Report), BellSouth ( BLS), Furniture Brands ( FBN), Helen of Troy ( HELE - Get Report), DSW ( DSW) and LSI Logic ( WWY).

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.


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1. Pigs Get Slaughtered 2. It's OK to Pay the Taxes
3. Don't Buy All at Once 4. Buy Damaged Stocks
5. Diversify to Control Risk 6. Do Your Homework
7. Don't Panic 8. Buy Best-of-Breed
9. Defend Some Stocks 10. Don't Bet on Bad Stocks
11. Own Fewer Names 12. Cash Is for Winners
13. No Regrets 14. Expect Corrections
15. Know Bonds 16. Don't Subsidize Losers
17. No Room for Hope 18. Be Flexible
19. Quit When Execs Do 20. Patience Is a Virtue
21. Be a TV Critic 22. When to Wait 30 Days
23. Beware the Hype 24. Explain Your Picks
25. Find the Bull Market
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At the time of publication, Cramer was long Boeing, Halliburton, Intel, Microsoft, Procter & Gamble and St. Joe.

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