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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered up on the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Friday evening:

Costco ( COST - Get Report): "I love it when we start on a high note. Check out those crab legs. Best in the country."

Energizer Holdings ( ENR - Get Report): "Not even for a trade. I need you to be in Procter and Gamble ( PG - Get Report)."

Duke Energy ( DUK): "I am not gonna tell you to buy it but I certainly won't give it a sell."

California Micro Devices : "You ring the register and move into a higher-quality semi."

Best Buy ( BBY - Get Report): "is gonna have a good quarter. Gasoline has come down. Buy Best Buy," especially because Corning ( GLW) is having a good quarter, which bodes well for sales of big-screen TVs, Cramer suggested.

Southwest Airlines : "I don't want you to even go the weekend with that stock. The airlines are awful. Worst investment Trump ever made," he said on the "Mad Money" main event earlier this week.

Shaw Group : "At this price you are being a hog."

Audible : "This stock is going down to 10."

Sigma Designs ( SIGM): "I'm gonna ring the register."

Unisys ( UIS - Get Report): "Barnum & Bailey are pushing this stock. ... I'm putting in the Triple Sell. I think Unisys is really scary. "

PolyOne ( POL): "I think Wellman is better than PolyOne."

Mesa Air Group ( MESA): "What are we doing with these airlines? SellSellSell. SellSellSell."

Cutera ( CUTR - Get Report): "Thank you for pointing out that you made money. I'm gonna ring a little register. I like ELOS ( Syneron) ( ELOS) here more than I like Cutera."

Lawson Software : "Too speculative."

OraSure ( OSUR - Get Report): "I was wrong about OraSure."

Valero Energy : "First we gotta deal with the profit-taking situation. That said, the quarter's a monster. ... Bottom line, I'm bullish on Valero, but when it goes to 115, ring the register."

Cosi ( COSI): "Initially one of the worst IPOs I have ever seen. My take is it merits Don'tBuy."

Intuitive Surgical : "The shorts are dying."

Turbo Chef ( OVEN): "It's a cheap stock. Commercial business is strong. I'm giving it a thumbs-up. I'm staying with it."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on Costco Wholesale ( COST - Get Report), Procter & Gamble ( PG - Get Report), Intel ( INTC - Get Report), National Semiconductor ( NSM), Broadcom ( BRCM), Best Buy ( BBY - Get Report), Lexar Media , Wellman , Syneron Medical ( ELOS), IntraLase OraSure Technologies ( OSUR - Get Report), Southwest Gas ( SWX - Get Report), PNM Resources ( PNM - Get Report), Valero Energy , Yellow Roadway ( YELL), Intuitive Surgical and TurboChef Technologies ( OVEN).

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on Energizer Holdings ( ENR - Get Report), California Micro Devices , Southwest Airlines , Blackboard ( BBBB), Shaw Group , Audible , Sigma Designs ( SIGM), Unisys ( UIS - Get Report), PolyOne ( POL), Mesa Air Group ( MESA), Cutera ( CUTR - Get Report), Olin ( OLN - Get Report), Georgia Gulf ( GGC), Lawson Software , Cosi ( COSI), CSX ( CSX - Get Report) and Schnitzer Steel Industries ( SCHN - Get Report).

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.


Interested in more Cramer? Check out Jim's rules and commandments for investing from his latest book by clicking here. It's a series of articles from Cramer on how to become a better investor. The following table lists some of the rules that Cramer dissects.

1. Pigs Get Slaughtered 2. It's OK to Pay the Taxes
3. Don't Buy All at Once 4. Buy Damaged Stocks
5. Diversify to Control Risk 6. Do Your Homework
7. Don't Panic 8. Buy Best-of-Breed
9. Defend Some Stocks 10. Don't Bet on Bad Stocks
11. Own Fewer Names 12. Cash Is for Winners
13. No Regrets 14. Expect Corrections
15. Know Bonds 16. Don't Subsidize Losers
17. No Room for Hope 18. Be Flexible
19. Quit When Execs Do 20. Patience Is a Virtue
21. Be a TV Critic 22. When to Wait 30 Days
23. Beware the Hype 24. Explain Your Picks
25. Find the Bull Market
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At the time of publication, Cramer was long Intel and Procter & Gamble.

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