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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered up on the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Monday evening:

Corning ( GLW): "No breakout coming. If anything, it is a Don'tBuyDon'tBuy until it goes back to 17."

IBM ( IBM): "I think the stock is headed to 90. I am giving it one of my rare BuyBuyBuys."

St. Joe ( JOE): "You wanna buy it. People, in the end, want to live next to the beach. That stock is a buy, and I'm doin' a 'mon back* here."

Premium Standard ( symbol): "We don't back up the truck at a 52-week high! I'm more inclined to ring the register. Hogs get slaughtered."

Nabors Industries ( NBR): "What is not to like?"

Headwaters ( HW): "I like Headwaters plenty. I say two thumbs up!"

Georgia Gulf ( GGC): "I recognize they're gonna have a monster quarter ... and the bears are gonna have to eat crow!"

Micron ( MU): "At 12 and a half, it's a buy."

Cisco ( CSCO): "The bad news is that stock just completely and utterly flatlined. The paddles don't work when it comes to Cisco."

Alpharma ( ALO): "You ring the register! I'm throwing the register at you that's how much I want you to ring it."

PetsMart ( PETM): "While I like the stock, I believe GameStop ( GME) is better. I would rather be levered to video games before Xbox season than cats and dogs."

Electronic Arts ( ERTS): "I am still concerned about the quarter because I am afraid they're not going to have everything in the stores. That's why I say swap out and into GameStop."

Bank of America ( BAC): "I will tell you how good this rally is ... that I will even give Bank of America a thumbs up."

Chicago Mercantile Exchange ( CME): "I missed the run ... and for that my head should be cut off sound effect of knives being sharpened . I think the complex of BOT Chicago Board of Trade , Google and the CME are all gonna be up between here and year-end. Any pullback is a buy -- and a gift."

Coach ( COH): "I would not sell Coach at 31. ... It's an all aboard at 28."

Lucent ( LU): "I'm not gonna recommend people buy it until it pulls back."

Google ( GOOG): "Ten dollars a share in earnings power and 50 multiple price-earnings ratio . ... You multiply the earnings by the multiple and you get..."

Lightning Round


Cramer was bullish on International Business Machines ( IBM), St. Joe ( JOE), Nabors Industries ( NBR), Headwaters ( HW), Georgia Gulf ( GGC), Micron Technology ( MU), PetSmart ( PETM), GameStop ( GME), ValueClick ( VCLK), Harley-Davidson ( HDI), Prudential Financial ( PRU), MetLife ( MET), Cerner ( CERN), Bank of America ( BAC), IntraLase ( ILSE), Chicago Mercantile Exchange ( CME), CBOT Holdings ( BOT), Sonic ( SONC) and Google ( GOOG).


Cramer was bearish on Corning ( GLW), Premium Standard Farms ( PORK), Cisco ( CSCO), Alpharma ( ALO), ATI Technologies ( ATYT), Electronic Arts ( ERTS), Zenith National Insurance ( ZNT), LCA-Vision ( LCAV) and Biovail ( BVF).

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.

Interested in more Cramer? Check out Jim's rules and commandments for investing from his latest book by clicking here. It's a series of articles from Cramer on how to become a better investor. The following table lists some of the rules that Cramer dissects.

1. Pigs Get Slaughtered 2. It's OK to Pay the Taxes
3. Don't Buy All at Once 4. Buy Damaged Stocks
5. Diversify to Control Risk 6. Do Your Homework
7. Don't Panic 8. Buy Best-of-Breed
9. Defend Some Stocks 10. Don't Bet on Bad Stocks
11. Own Fewer Names 12. Cash Is for Winners
13. No Regrets 14. Expect Corrections
15. Know Bonds 16. Don't Subsidize Losers
17. No Room for Hope 18. Be Flexible
19. Quit When Execs Do 20. Patience Is a Virtue
21. Be a TV Critic 22. When to Wait 30 Days
23. Beware the Hype 24. Explain Your Picks
25. Find the Bull Market
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At the time of publication, Cramer was long GameStop, Lucent and St. Joe.

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