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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered up on the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Thursday evening:

Toll Brothers ( TOL): "Gonna be bouncing at 35. Don'tBuyDon'tBuy."

Abercrombie & Fitch ( ANF): "I think ANF is done going down. ... It has bottomed in the mid-40s, and I'm blessing it for a trade."

OSI Pharmaceuticals ( OSIP): "Not gonna get better for you, my friend. You're gonna be in the House of Pain. There is no lipstick that could cover up that pig."

Ford ( F): "SellSellSellSellSellSell."

Callaway Golf ( ELY): "That's the Roach Motel of Pain. I would do everything I can to get out of that thing before it goes below 10."

SkyWest ( SKYW): "It's fine. You can use it (to fly). But to own the stock? I gotta get an infinity sell button for that. And that's one of the better airlines."

Netflix ( NFLX): "You, my friend, are bordering on piggishness."

Eli Lilly ( LLY): "That was a horrible quarter. They found all sorts of new ways to disappoint me. They found new lines of disappointment." Cramer prefers Schering-Plough ( SGP), Wyeth ( WYE) and Novartis ( NVS). He added: "How 'bout that Johnson & Johnson ( JNJ)? How many more of those New York Times stories about Guidant ( GDT) can they take in reference to J&J wanting to renegotiate its $25 billion-plus acquisition price after the recall of some of Guidant's implantable defibrillators?."

Sirius Satellite Radio ( SIRI): "Check out the article (in The Washington Post) about how bad Howard Stern's numbers have been. That stock may take a detour. It's like going on I-95 and it's closed and you have to take a detour to Route 1."

BlackRock ( BLK): "Too hard for me to understand what's in that portfolio. Don'tBuyDon'tBuyDon'tBuy."

Zimmer Holdings ( ZMH): "They need to call a conference and guide numbers down to realistic levels."

Weyerhauser: ( WY): "Weyerhauser's the best and the cheapest in its industry."

Wal-Mart ( WMT): "Oh yes. ... That's where the action is. That thing has finally got its mojo back."

Petroquest Energy ( PQUE): "Two thumbs up, but not way up."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on Abercrombie & Fitch ( ANF), Schering-Plough ( SGP), Wyeth ( WYE), Novartis ( NVS), Prudential Financial ( PRU), MetLife ( MET), First Marblehead ( FMD), First Data ( FDC), Weyerhaeuser ( WY), Wal-Mart ( WMT), TJX ( TJX), PetroQuest Energy ( PQUE) and Duke Energy ( DUK).

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on Toll Brothers ( TOL), OSI Pharmaceuticals ( OSIP), Ford ( F), Callaway Golf ( ELY), Endo Pharmaceuticals ( ENDP), SkyWest ( SKYW), Netflix ( NFLX), Eli Lilly ( LLY), Sirius Satellite Radio ( SIRI), Allstate ( ALL), BlackRock ( BLK), Global Payments ( GPN), Zimmer Holdings ( ZMH), Sinovac Biotech ( SVA), Vectren ( VVC), Phelps Dodge ( PD) and Calpine ( CPN).


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