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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered up on the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Friday evening:

Sirius Satellite Radio ( SIRI): "You need to be in Sirius Satrellite. I think Howard Stern will get 1 out of 10 satellite radio listeners."

Lucent ( LU): "I can see light at the end of the tunnel. Several big orders lurking. When they hit, this stock is gonna go higher. I'm not selling a share."

Home Depot ( HD): "I want you to swap out of Home Despot and buy LOW ( Lowe's ( LOW)."

Applied Materials ( AMAT): "AMAT will take off last, my friend. I will already by at my destination. You will still be at the airport terminal."

Sonic ( SONC): "I'm backing the truck* up for Sonic. And I really lilke their wraps."

St. Jude Medical ( STJ): "They got a new defibrillator. I think it wipes the floor with the other defibrillators."

Vail Resorts ( MTN): "One of the best managed resorts plays I know off. ... I would ring the register right here and buy it back at 26."

Hewlett-Packard ( HPQ): "I am concerned that this stock has run up too much. ... Let it come back to 25."

Nortel Networks ( NT): "Don't you dare touch it."

Chesapeake Energy ( CHK): "Enough selling of CHK. Next guy who sells it, you're gonna report to me."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on Sirius Satellite Radio ( SIRI), Lucent Technologies ( LU), Lowe's ( LOW), Exxon Mobil ( XOM), Intermagnetics General ( IMGC), GenCorp ( GY), LeapFrog Enterprises ( LF), Sonic ( SONC), America Movil ( AMX), Pike Electric ( PEC), St. Jude Medical ( STJ), Weyerhaeuser ( WY), Dresser-Rand Group ( DRC), Netflix ( NFLX), National Oilwell Varco ( NOV), Aqua America ( WTR) and Chesapeake Energy ( CHK).

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on Home Depot ( HD), Amylin Pharmaceuticals ( AMLN), TransGlobe Energy ( TGA), Fastenal ( FAST), Applied Materials ( AMAT), Petrobras Energia Participaciones ( PZE), First Marblehead ( FMD), Brightpoint ( CELL), Synovus Financial ( SNV), Vail Resorts ( MTN), Forward Industries ( FORD), Hewlett-Packard ( HPQ), Nortel Networks ( NT) and Blockbuster ( BBI).

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.


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1. Pigs Get Slaughtered 2. It's OK to Pay the Taxes
3. Don't Buy All at Once 4. Buy Damaged Stocks
5. Diversify to Control Risk 6. Do Your Homework
7. Don't Panic 8. Buy Best-of-Breed
9. Defend Some Stocks 10. Don't Bet on Bad Stocks
11. Own Fewer Names 12. Cash Is for Winners
13. No Regrets 14. Expect Corrections
15. Know Bonds 16. Don't Subsidize Losers
17. No Room for Hope 18. Be Flexible
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21. Be a TV Critic 22. When to Wait 30 Days
23. Beware the Hype 24. Explain Your Picks
25. Find the Bull Market
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