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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks offered up by callers on the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Friday evening:

Exxon Mobil ( XOM): "It's a bank. Not an oil company. It's my least favorite oil. But my least favorite oil is still better than anything else." Still, Cramer issued a Don'tBuyDontDon'tBuy.

Verizon ( VZ): "That's flat-lining. I need you to sell it."

Dell ( DELL) "The problem with Dell is share take by Hewlett-Packard ( HPQ)."

Circuit City ( CC): I don't like Circuit City ... May I throw in Radio Shack ( RSH)? The play of that group is Best Buy ( BBY).

Procter & Gamble ( PG): "You know I'm proud of Procter & Gamble. The best managed company in the United States and I wouldn't sell a share!"

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on Warren Resources ( WRES), Ciena ( CIEN), Tekelec ( TKLC), JDSU ( JDSU), PPG Industries ( PPG), Claire's Stores ( CLE), Allscripts Healthcare Solutions ( MDRX), Hewlett-Packard ( HPQ), Southwestern Energy ( SWN), Procter & Gamble ( PG), Lions Gate Entertainment ( LGF), American Express ( AXP), Cendant ( CD), WellCare Health Plans ( WCG), UnitedHealth Group ( UNH), Weyerhaeuser ( WY), Plum Creek Timber ( PCL), Georgia-Pacific ( GP), Newfield Exploration ( NFX), Hornbeck Offshore Services ( HOS), Halliburton ( HAL), Motorola ( MOT), Ericsson ( ERICY), Advanced Micro Devices ( AMD), Toyota Motor ( TM), Syneron Medical ( ELOS), Transocean ( RIG) and GameStop ( GME).

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on Exxon Mobil ( XOM), Verizon Communications ( VZ), Service Corporation International ( SCI), StoneMor Partners ( STON), Dell ( DELL), Circuit City Stores ( CC), Radio Shack ( RSH), Brocade Communications Systems ( BRCDE), Nokia ( NOK), Best Buy ( BBY) and IMAX ( IMAX).


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1. Pigs Get Slaughtered 2. It's OK to Pay the Taxes
3. Don't Buy All at Once 4. Buy Damaged Stocks
5. Diversify to Control Risk 6. Do Your Homework
7. Don't Panic 8. Buy Best-of-Breed
9. Defend Some Stocks 10. Don't Bet on Bad Stocks
11. Own Fewer Names 12. Cash Is for Winners
13. No Regrets 14. Expect Corrections
15. Know Bonds 16. Don't Subsidize Losers
17. No Room for Hope 18. Be Flexible
19. Quit When Execs Do 20. Patience Is a Virtue
21. Be a TV Critic 22. When to Wait 30 Days
23. Beware the Hype 24. Explain Your Picks
25. Find the Bull Market
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At the time of publication, Cramer was long Cendant, EnCana, Halliburton, GameStop, Motorola, PPG Industries and UnitedHealth.

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