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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks offered up by callers on the "Mad Money Lightning Round":

Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia ( MSO): "I'm sticking with my 'mon back*. I think she's gonna be big. ... You go into any Kmart, you are stepping into Martha Stewart's house."

Open Text ( OTEX - Get Report): "Ring the register. That thing has no pin action whatsoever."

Humana ( HUM - Get Report): "I anoint you Sir Humana. I think Humana is good. It's not as good as UNH ( UnitedHealth Group ( UNH - Get Report)), but you know what, it's going higher."

Movie Gallery : "Get off the phone and sell it."

Lightning Round


Cramer was bullish on Whole Foods Market , Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia ( MSO), Grant Prideco Charles & Colvard ( CTHR - Get Report), El Paso , CNET Networks ( CNET - Get Report), TurboChef Technologies , Humana ( HUM - Get Report), Aetna ( AET), WellPoint ( WLP), UnitedHealth Group ( UNH - Get Report), Raytheon ( RTN - Get Report), General Dynamics ( GD - Get Report), L-3 Communications ( LLL - Get Report), Grey Wolf , Marathon Oil ( MRO - Get Report), Pioneer Natural Resources ( PXD - Get Report), Valero Energy , Genentech ( DNA), Amgen ( AMGN - Get Report), J.C. Penney ( JCP - Get Report), Hydril and Microsoft ( MSFT - Get Report).


Cramer was bearish on Quiksilver ( ZQK), Pacific Sunwear of California ( PSUN), Apollo Group ( APOL), Imax ( IMAX - Get Report), Usec ( USU), Open Text ( OTEX - Get Report), Calpine ( CPN), Molex ( MOLX), Time Warner ( TWX), Newpark Resources ( NR - Get Report), J.B. Hunt Transport Services ( JBHT - Get Report), Symantec ( SYMC - Get Report), Oracle ( ORCL - Get Report), Computer Associates ( CA), Movie Gallery , AMR ( AMR - Get Report) and Geron ( GERN - Get Report).

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.

Interested in more Cramer? Check out Jim's rules and commandments for investing from his latest book by clicking here. It's a series of articles from Cramer on how to become a better investor. The following table lists some of the rules that Cramer dissects.

1. Pigs Get Slaughtered 2. It's OK to Pay the Taxes
3. Don't Buy All at Once 4. Buy Damaged Stocks
5. Diversify to Control Risk 6. Do Your Homework
7. Don't Panic 8. Buy Best-of-Breed
9. Defend Some Stocks 10. Don't Bet on Bad Stocks
11. Own Fewer Names 12. Cash Is for Winners
13. No Regrets 14. Expect Corrections
15. Know Bonds 16. Don't Subsidize Losers
17. No Room for Hope 18. Be Flexible
19. Quit When Execs Do 20. Patience Is a Virtue
21. Be a TV Critic 22. When to Wait 30 Days
23. Beware the Hype 24. Explain Your Picks
25. Find the Bull Market
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At the time of publication, Cramer was long UnitedHealth Group.

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