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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks offered up by callers on "Mad Money" Wednesday evening:

"I think my checking account is going to outperform Pfizer ( PFE - Get Report) this year. The only thing it's better than is Merck ( MRK - Get Report)."

" Toll Brothers ( TOL - Get Report): Great quarter but stock won't go up. I say ring the register."

" Internet Security is a darn good company. I like it almost as much as I like McAfee ."

On Taser ( TASR): "You don't get rich suing ... fundamentals way too expensive."

ValueClick ( VCLK): "This is a second-rate Net play. ... The press release-to-price ratio is off the charts."

Boston Beer ( SAM - Get Report): "I'm a Pilsner guy myself. ... I think the beer stocks are no good. Even the microbrews. I would ring the register."

Netflix ( NFLX): It's prone to a short squeeze. I think it's rich in valuation. But "a lot of growth guys still love it."

Countrywide Financial : "Angelo Mozilo CEO is the single-best mortgage guy in America. The stock is cheap. I like the stock."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on GameStop ( GME - Get Report), Syneron Medical ( ELOS), Bunge Limited ( BG - Get Report), Internet Security Systems , Advanced Micro Devices ( AMD), RF Micro Devices ( RFMD), WebEx Communications IntraLase ( ILSE), MSC Industrial Direct ( MSM - Get Report), Netflix ( NFLX), Countrywide Financial and Sprint Nextel ( S).

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on Pfizer ( PFE - Get Report), Toll Brothers ( TOL - Get Report), Goodyear Tire & Rubber ( GT - Get Report), Ford Motor ( F), Senomyx , Nextel Partners , Spectrum Brands , Blue Coat Systems ( BCSI), Taser ( TASR), Allstate ( ALL), LifeCell , Regeneron Pharmaceuticals ( REGN), ValueClick ( VCLK), Peabody Energy ( BTU - Get Report), PetMed Express ( PETS), Boston Beer ( SAM - Get Report), Vulcan Materials ( VMC), Gap ( GPS) and Tekelec .

1. Pigs Get Slaughtered 2. It's OK to Pay the Taxes
3. Don't Buy All at Once 4. Buy Damaged Stocks
5. Diversify to Control Risk 6. Do Your Homework
7. Don't Panic 8. Buy Best-of-Breed
9. Defend Some Stocks 10. Don't Bet on Bad Stocks
11. Own Fewer Names 12. Cash Is for Winners
13. No Regrets 14. Expect Corrections
15. Know Bonds 16. Don't Subsidize Losers
17. No Room for Hope 18. Be Flexible
19. Quit When Execs Do 20. Patience Is a Virtue
21. Be a TV Critic 22. When to Wait 30 Days
23. Beware the Hype 24. Explain Your Picks
25. Find the Bull Market

At the time of publication, Cramer was long GameStop.

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