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Does she really exist?
You see, the stories about La Martha are getting just too bizarre. We're beginning to think that she's nothing more than the creation of some crackpot performance artist -- a female Andy Kaufman run amok.
First it was her savage attack on a head of cabbage while
And the latest strangeness? That would be the news, reported by People, that America's most famous detainee of domesticity led a team in her prison's annual holiday decorating contest -- and lost. Team Stewart's display of origami cranes "wasn't all that great," People reported a fellow inmate of Stewart as saying. First place went to a "small and homey" display of "snow-covered hills and sleds and clouds on the wall." OK, guys. Enough already. That was a pretty funny joke you had going for the past few years about this Martha Stewart character, but can you stop now? This is getting too weird by half.