1. Auditors Go Nuts Over DoughnutsWe're getting a mite worried about Krispy Kreme Doughnuts ( KKD). At the rate the company is going, its life expectancy as a going concern will be not much longer than the shelf life of its signature product. The latest holes in the doughnut company's books emerged Tuesday, when Krispy Kreme announced that the company's financial statements covering the three quarters ended Feb. 1, 2004, should be restated. As the company explained in a Securities and Exchange Commission filing, there are a bunch of things either probably or definitely wrong with those filings, related to matters such as franchise purchases and rent expenses. Furthermore, the company's continuing inability to file periodic financial statements could put it in default with its lenders as early as next week, and could get it delisted from the New York Stock Exchange. But our favorite portion of the announcement is Krispy Kreme's admission that it will be adjusting how it has accounted for the "disproportionate consideration" paid to a former owner of a Michigan franchise when KKD bought the franchise. That owner was the franchise's operating manager and subsequently worked for KKD for "a short period of time," says KKD. That "disproportionate consideration" for the Michigan seller amounted to between $3.4 million and $4.8 million, implies KKD, based on the subsequent employment and/or the price he received compared with that received by other sellers. Whoa. Disproportionate consideration: that's a fancy, bureaucratic-sounding way of saying "sweetheart deal." Once again, we learn that when you're trying to minimize the outcry over iffy accounting, never say in three syllables what you can say in 10.
2. Have You Ever Seen the Crane?We're getting to the point where we no longer believe that Martha Stewart went to prison, or even went to trial. In fact, we're not even sure that the supposed founder of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia ( MSO) ever existed at all.
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You see, the stories about La Martha are getting just too bizarre. We're beginning to think that she's nothing more than the creation of some crackpot performance artist -- a female Andy Kaufman run amok.
First it was her savage attack on a head of cabbage while
And the latest strangeness? That would be the news, reported by People, that America's most famous detainee of domesticity led a team in her prison's annual holiday decorating contest -- and lost. Team Stewart's display of origami cranes "wasn't all that great," People reported a fellow inmate of Stewart as saying. First place went to a "small and homey" display of "snow-covered hills and sleds and clouds on the wall." OK, guys. Enough already. That was a pretty funny joke you had going for the past few years about this Martha Stewart character, but can you stop now? This is getting too weird by half.
3. Azteca to the Limit One More TimeThe good ol' U.S. of A., of course, is the world's leading producer of executive hubris. But as Ricardo B. Salinas Pliego illustrated this week, Mexico, our friendly neighbor to the south, is mounting a challenge in the corporate chutzpah sweepstakes. On Tuesday, the Securities and Exchange Commission filed a civil complaint accusing Salinas -- the chairman and controlling shareholder of Mexican broadcaster TV Azteca ( TZA) -- of all sorts of fraudulent behavior surrounding Salinas' participation in a 2003 deal involving the TV Azteca subsidiary Unefon, a Mexican telco. In a nutshell, TV Azteca's Unefon owed telecom gearmaker Nortel ( NT) more than $300 million but found itself unwilling or unable to pay it. After a certain amount of legal skirmishing, Unefon agreed to settle the debt for $150 million in a deal that required Nortel to sell $325 million of face-value debt for $107 million to a brand-new company called Codisco. All parties involved were apparently satisfied by the transaction. But the party that ended up really satisfied was Codisco. That's because three months after Codisco bought the distressed Unefon debt for $107 million, Unefon suddenly found itself willing and able to pay off the debt in full. Yes, within just a few weeks, Codisco had made a $218 million profit on a $107 million investment. Now, here's the punchline: A half-owner of Codisco, according to the SEC, was none other than Ricardo B. Salinas Pliego. That's right: TV Azteca's chairman.
4. Do You Feel Lucky, Punk?Delta Air Lines ( DAL) revealed a fascinating new business strategy this week: mutually assured destruction. The air carrier -- which, like most of the other carriers that haven't filed for bankruptcy yet, is perilously close to Chapter 11 -- announced a radical price-cutting strategy Wednesday. Delta is cutting its most expensive fares by up to 50%, and it's eliminating various restrictions on ticket purchases, such as the traditional Saturday night stay-over required to land a cheap fare.
5. Bok Choy to the WorldOver the past month or so on Wall Street, the usual dog-eat-dog atmosphere was all Peace on Earth and Good Will Toward Men. Well, it was fun while it lasted. By our account, the Spirit of Human Kindness on Wall Street officially ended Monday evening, Jan. 3. And how did we pick that evening as the close of the holiday season? Well, it has something to do with what happened that night to TheStreet.com's ace options reporter
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