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Time for a wish list of things that would break us out of this range:

1. General Motors ( GM) numbers going higher on a better March, taking that stock back to $50.

2. Best Buy ( BBY) reporting a great number Wednesday morning and saying that high-end discretionary spending is terrific.

3. Home Depot ( HD) and Lowe's ( LOW) saying that this garden season is the best ever.

4. Nortel ( NT) saying that it has found nothing substantial in its redo of its books.

5. Charter ( CHTR) solving its Paul Allen problem and refinancing debt before interest rates go higher.

6. Phelps Dodge ( PD) declaring a special dividend and reinstituting a new dividend.

7. Same for Deere ( DE).

8. The keeper of the Dow booting Eastman Kodak ( EK) and substituting something that goes up occasionally.

9. United Technologies ( UTX) saying that business is well ahead of plan.

10. Intel ( INTC) saying that the notebook chip inventory buildup is over.

If we could get three of these, any three, I think we could see a short-covering rally of some proportions. If we got five of them, we would retrace much of what we have lost. And if we get all 10? I'd take a couple of weeks' vacation immediately!

At the time of publication, Cramer was long Nortel, Charter Communications, Phelps Dodge and Intel.

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