(Editor's Note: This marks the inaugural edition of Tech Support, TSC reporter Tish Williams' weekly consumer technology column. Every Thursday, Tech Support advises readers -- the non-gearheads among us -- on the easiest, quickest and least-expensive ways to tap into the newest and hottest trends in technology.)The Internet is a vast continent of bargain content, software and relationships with grammatically challenged correspondents from cold climates. And you are no Ponce de Leon. You are not getting off the boat, even when scurvy becomes an issue.