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President Bush has not quite acknowledged that the U.S. economy is in a recession, preferring to call it a “slow down.” But no matter what you call it, a recession or an economic slow down, it is not a good time to quit your job.

Still, if you’re planning on an early departure, don’t quit, get fired! That way you can reap the rewards of severance and unemployment.

Not sure how to get canned? There is right way and a wrong way! For more on the right way, check out’s humorous video (it's not like you want to do your job or anything).

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