Too hungry to talk? Finally, you can just text-message your next

pizza order

from

Papa John's

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. Soon to follow: Telepathic beer delivery.

A Maybach limousine valued at three-quarters of a million dollars was

stolen

while the well-heeled owner was at dinner in a Moscow restaurant. Think he had enough left over for

LoJack

(LOJN)

?

I use

Google

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for search. And now I search for Google

in my closet

.

If those Uggs you just unearthed for the winter are smelling hamper fresh, try a pair of these Japanese battery-operated

shoe deodorizers

(about $27 per pair).

I don't need a room with a view. I need a

hotel with a view

.

Have you ever wondered exactly how Howard gets into your car? Here's everything you ever wanted to know about

satellite radio

, from

Sirius

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to

XMSR

( XMSR).

Here's how to survive Thanksgiving

on a diet

or perhaps more challengingly,

with your family

.

If you're trying to cut back on the calories (or the fights), reach for a crisp glass of

Lauretana Mineral Water

instead of wine ($176 for 6 bottles). If you've given up on both counts, though, treat yourself to

Sam Adams

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Utopia

-- at $120 for a 24-ounce bottle, it's one of the most expensive beers you can drink.

Wal-Mart

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gets the jump on

Black Friday

, and you can too with

this guide

.