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. The semis aren't Mister. No Mister problems in the telcos. Misters aren't in the semi-equip biz.

Yes, we actually think like this. We ripped down our stocks to see who could be a Mister, meaning a stock that will get sold off because people will say "Hey, are they doing that wacky stuff that Saylor did?" (This even though, in the background, Rick Sherlund from


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is saying that this is Mister-specific and only Mister-specific.)

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no Mister either!

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