Get to Nazzdog 2500 already. Whoosh down there. Take it down. Fast. Without a parachute. Now!! And let me buy that bottom perfectly!!

Yeah, you and me both. We all want that to happen. We want to get the selling done with. We want to get to the lower promised land and begin making money again.

Nope. Too easy. Too pat. That's the problem. We can't go there in a straight line and then bounce right back. Heck, maybe we don't even get there. We have to keep grinding things out and causing more pain and crushing more hope.

Typical of the pain is the action this morning. Wouldn't it be easier if this market were just to open down huge and purge all of the weak holders? Nah, that's too surgical. Instead, the

futures are green. There are buyers willing to pay in-line to up-a-tad from yesterday. These

bids radiate unwarranted hope. And they delay what has to happen. They keep you in. They raise expectations each day.

We continue to use a

1994 roadmap. We are selling cyclicals and

shorting them on strength. We are trying to cut tech into strength. We are hiding in drugs and foods and aerospace and cash.

And waiting for the whoosh that just won't come.

Random musings:

We have been negligent lately in flagging definitions. A cyclical company is one that is geared to the strength of the economy: wood, paper, chemical, mining, auto, housing. Drugs and foods have much less economic sensitivity and are not cyclical.

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