Things To Do: Fix Greece, Pick Up Dry Cleaning ...

I've got to pick up my dry cleaning this week, Greece has to be fixed and I have to get China to loosen its currency restrictions.

Things to do this week:

1. Fix Greece. Nobody can have any fun until they break out the Ouzo. Perhaps Goldman Sachs can help, since they made so much money betting on the bazoukis to fail.
2. Pick up dry cleaning.
3. Get media to declare the recession is over. No, it's not over, but if they say it is at least they'll be doing something constructive.
4. Requisition dumpster. Clean out credenza.
5. Pay federal income tax.
6. Pay New York state income tax.
7. Pay hefty N.Y. city tax, with an additional hit for living in the city itself.
8. Pay N.Y City (state?) commuter tax even though I don't commute, since I live in the city (see No. 7).
9. Pay assorted taxes associated with running an unincorporated business (i.e. blog).
10. Get China to loosen restrictions on its currency.