"While everyone is focused on the excellent unemployment number, Brazil seems to be rolling over ..." Oops, not true, Brazil acts fine.

"Reports that

Robert Rubin


Alan Greenspan

have cancelled airline reservations for Jan. 1 in order to rent rickshaws ..." Nah, way too negative, no one will buy that.

"Nagging light volume and the continued persistent selling of small-caps ..." Hold it, the volume is strong and the advance-decline is finally broadening out to include some of those



"Ah, how 'bout that



?" OK, there's something for the Bruins to run with.

So many times the market goes sideways or emits toxic odors or just downright disappoints that when we have a strong day like today, there's just not that much bad to say.

But you know they will think of something.

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