Tell Me if It's True

Today's rally and selloff were surreal -- but the sun is shining and the trader's going for a walk.
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Was the rally real? Was the sell-off real? Was the last ten minutes real? How about the last 20 minutes? The last two hours? Who the heck knows?

Certainly not anybody I am listening to on TV. But I know that if I don't get cracking on this humongo rewrite, my wife will shoot me for working on a beautiful night like tonight.

So, I am out of here.

James J. Cramer is manager of a hedge fund and co-founder of At time of publication, his fund had no positions in the stocks mentioned, although holdings can change at any time. Under no circumstances does the information in this column represent a recommendation to buy or sell stocks. Cramer's writings provide insights into the dynamics of money management and are not a solicitation for transactions. While he cannot provide investment advice or recommendations, he invites you to comment on his column at