Expiration day, and you know what that means: taking a few hours off intraday rather than speculate on which way expiration shakes out.
Every Friday since expiration became a big deal in the mid-'80s, we have had to put up with a steady stream of people trying to tell us which way expiration will go. Unfortunately for those souls, I have a good memory.
Nobody ever gets it right. It is as unpredictable as the first deal out of a six-deck shoe at blackjack.
Of course, everybody tries to figure it out. And the game gets played almost hourly today. At 2 p.m., we will hear one thing, and at 3 p.m., we will hear another. At 3:30 p.m., the game will switch again.
I turn it off. I don't play. I only play if I can have an edge. And no one has an edge, except the fakers and mountebanks.
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