Jim Cramer nightly educates and entertains "

Mad Money" viewers and readers not only about financial markets but also about language, literature and world politics. Take this week's "Mad Money" culture quiz and rendez-vous avec Cramer in La France. Check back every Friday for a new set of twists and turns.

(You'll find the answers at the end of the quiz.)

1. Talking about French markets, Cramer said that if Al Gore were a stock, he'd be this one:

    Green Mountain Coffee

    Voting machine maker Diebold

    Environmental management company Veolia Environnement

    L'Internet, C'est Moi

    2. Cramer said that if conservative candidate Nicolas Sarkozy gets elected, he'll put _____ in every police cruiser.

      a Jerry Lewis bobble head

      un club de Billy

      a Taser stun gun

      Herbert Hoover

      3. Growing up, Cramer learned from Alastair Cooke, British television presenter of

      Masterpiece Theatre

      , how to pronounce

        renaissance

        beret Paris forgotten

        après moi, le deluge

        Michel Foucault

        TheStreet Recommends

        4. On his segment about telecom plays, Cramer told

        Motorola

        ( MOT) CEO Ed Zander to" tear down that wall and let ____":

          there be light

          Bob Vila come home again

          Alcatel-Lucent ( ALA) lose even more euros

          Icahn in

          5. While talking up the cheaper sum of

          Hewlett-Packard's

          (HPQ) - Get HP Inc. (HPQ) Report

          parts in the time of Ben Bernanke, Cramer talked about how "we learned to stop worrying and love ______."

            Prozac

            Provasic

            the one you're with

            the weak dollar

            Bonus: Cramer said he is not just an ambassador of good will, but he's becoming the _____ of stocks.

              Flo Nightingale

              Ewell Gibbons

              Dali Lama

              Coco Chanel

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