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JJC's Clip-and-Save-the-Market List

What has to happen so that everything wrong is right again.

OK, here it is, your all-in-one clip-and-save checklist of what gets us out of this morass. It's what you have to look for to turn things around.

  • Deals must be canceled. Scrapped. Shelved. Done. Kaput. Gone. Now.
  • A Net company has to preannounce better-than-expected earnings, pronto. It must be a major concern and it has to be strong enough to force short-sellers to cover shorts.
  • Oil has to go under $15 a barrel to give us hope of some soft PPI numbers down the pike.
  • The Fed has to raise a quarter of a point and then say it wants to wait and see, and then the Fed governors have to agree to shut up for a few weeks.
  • The CPI has to be benign, causing the 30-year bond to go below 6% yield.
  • The retail sales, including autos, have to slow.

That's not much of a wish list, but from these levels and with this negative psychology, you could get a run with this six-point action list.

But we need every aspect of this gauntlet to be met and trounced.

Stranger things have happened. The good news is that I think you can WAIT to see if the gauntlet is surmounted before you have to act. The bad news is that it must be surmounted.

Random musings:

He said; she said.

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