"Sell 200 shares of

Qualcomm

(QCOM) - Get Report

!" Yep, that's me, trading in lots of 200, something I haven't done since 1981 when I took down 200 shares of

Piezo Electronics

. Holy cow, how the mighty have round-tripped!

Why the small increments? Cause it is so crazy, so nuts, that I can't stand being 30 or 40 points wrong within minutes of when I get a report. And because I am almost out of my delicious Qualcomm ammunition.

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Message Boards.

Oh, but what a high-quality problem. Can you imagine having to chose between

General Mills

(GIS) - Get Report

or

Kellogg

(K) - Get Report

? Or between

Firstar

(FSR)

or

Wells Fargo

(WFC) - Get Report

? Could it get any crazier though?

Oh, as I prepare to send that, some guy is on TV saying that the

NDX

will lag next year. Oh, wow, get me that crystal ball! Mine only sees

Auntie Em

crying -- because someone has broken her heart.

James J. Cramer is manager of a hedge fund and co-founder of TheStreet.com. At time of the original publication, his fund was long Qualcomm. His fund often buys and sells securities that are the subject of his columns, both before and after the columns are published, and the positions that his fund takes may change at any time. Under no circumstances does the information in this column represent a recommendation to buy or sell stocks. Cramer's writings provide insights into the dynamics of money management and are not a solicitation for transactions. While he cannot provide investment advice or recommendations, he invites you to comment on his column at

jjcletters@thestreet.com.