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You want some speculation? How about this? Pfizer (PFE) - Get Report buys Warner-Lambert (WLA) because it needs the Lipitor formulation, among others. Procter & Gamble (PG) - Get Report, which never rallied after that float of buying American Home Products (AHP) and Warner-Lambert, then buys Home Products (as we all call it on Wall Street) and buys the consumer-goods stuff from Warner-Lambert to dovetail with Richardson-Vicks.

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Procter & Gamble goes up because that move is much less dilutive than the purchase of both American Home Products and Warner-Lambert. (In other words, the company softened the market effectively when it leaked that idea to the press. Leaked? Well, I believe it because nobody was fired for that disgraceful bout of leakage, so maybe it wasn't so disgraceful.)

Warner-Lambert and American Home go up because of the prices they receive.

We have a small position in American Home (20,000 shares, which, for us, is about a quarter of a position), but I am hoping the drug stocks get clocked after the

Fed

meeting so I can buy more.

Conviction level? It would be much lower, but the key variant is the inability of Procter & Gamble to rally. If nothing were going on, this stock would be higher. It just doesn't deserve to be down here if talks were totally off.

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