Are Buzz and Batch going to be right about that Friday squeeze? Oh man, during the summer and fall of 1990, did we ever have these horrible squeezes up as the bears took their profits ahead of the weekend.

Everybody used to say, "What happened?" Or, "Why did it rally?" And my wife would say, "Because we bears are taking profits, so we don't have to worry about optimism over the weekend." She was right, until the bear market ended.

Buzz, Batch and the Trading Goddess. Now there's a threesome!!

Random musings:

Nice squeezes in

Merck

(MRK) - Get Report

and

Lilly

(LLY) - Get Report

! Long holders, why not take advantage of this obvious program and lighten the load??

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