fake-out was brought to you by the bond market, which gave us a false sense of stability with its 12-tick rally. Once again, those who bought got sucked in at bad prices. I know -- rough business.
Now, down 80, there's nothing but rubble. Wish I could get excited about something. Bought some
ahead of its quarterly earnings, but I was down a buck before I even got the report. Sold some puts on some Net stocks. But I am just waiting now for some upticks to make a few more anti-Net bets.
is on vacation, so there's no one to go for a walk with. Got lucky yesterday -- my walk usually skirts the area where there was a police shooting.
It's hard to feel lucky in tapes like this, but that was some dynamite luck. Berko phones in to say, "The futures are rallying, but don't get sucked in."
And again I think about why my younger partner is always calling from some poolside lounge chair while I'm always here.
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